OBL and TSA: working out perfectly

It’s September 11th.  

Do you know where your fear is?

If not, plenty of people will be happy to help you find it. Or if you can’t find it, to manufacture it for you. Everyone from our Fearless Leader, to the worthless wankers in Congress, to your esteemed fellow citizens, to the Ministry of Fear, to the busy bees of the news media.

And because fewer Americans today say that terrorism is a top problem, naturally it’s time to ratchet up the fear.

So don’t worry — if you aren’t afraid yet, we’ll find a way to make you be. Neighbor helping neighbor! After all, it’s the American way!