Thanks to blizzard, TSA molesting fewer people

We’ve had a rare bit of good news on the TSA front this weekend. Because of the record blizzard on the East Coast, airports closed, flights were canceled, and travelers didn’t travel. The cancellations┬ácaused a cascade effect all over the country. Therefore, the TSA didn’t bully, harass, rob, and sexually assault as many people as they usually do.

Thank god for small mercies.

But as things get back to normal over the coming week, you can be sure the TSA will be up to its old tricks.

(Image courtesy of NASA)