Thanks to blizzard, TSA molesting fewer people

We’ve had a rare bit of good news on the TSA front this weekend. Because of the record blizzard on the East Coast, airports closed, flights were canceled, and travelers didn’t travel. The cancellations caused a cascade effect all over the country. Therefore, the TSA didn’t bully, harass, rob, and sexually assault as many people as they usually do.

Thank god for small mercies.

But as things get back to normal over the coming week, you can be sure the TSA will be up to its old tricks.

(Image courtesy of NASA)

  • orsay

    This is one funny article! Hilarious!

  • RB

    http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/jfk-allowed-passengers-exit-customs-article-1.2507437

    “Passengers arriving at Kennedy Airport on an international flight were allowed to exit the busy hub without going through Customs — for at least the second time in recent months, the Daily News has learned.

    Bumbling airline and security officials let travelers on American Airlines Flight 1223 from Cancun, Mexico, out of the airport on Monday morning without having their passports or bags checked, sources told The News.”

    Seems that Jeh Johnson’s DHS and its agencies just can’t do much right? How does this guy keep a job doing anything in government?

  • Susan Richart

    TSA might even double down ’cause you know that those pesky terrorists aren’t above taking the blizzard as an opportunity to attack.

    Loving all the complaints at a certain place about lack of available PreCheck lines; so many people got suckered.