Blogger Bob issues 2011 holiday advice, new turkey jokes

Bob Burns, the TSA’s resident blogger has issued new tips for holiday air travelers. To agency-watchers, they’ll look familiar — except for the turkey jokes. This year’s post had a grand total of four turkey jokes, up from three in 2010. Our favorite? “Travel Advice for Domesticated Turkeys: While you can fly on a plane, …

Denver TSA rigged system to grope men’s genitals

From KCNC, the CBS affiliate in Denver, comes this completely unsurprising “news”: TSA clerks at Denver International Airport deliberately messed with the strip-search scanners to alarm on attractive male passengers so one of the blue-shirted goons could grope them. No, Virginia, say it ain’t so! A CBS4 investigation has learned that two Transportation Security Administration screeners …

Violated at the Airport by TSA Thug Sharonda Juana Walker (not sure on spelling of “Sharonda”)

I’m calling on everyone to name the name of the TSA thug who violates your body and right to probable cause (as a reason for search). There’s not an ounce of probable cause to search me at the airport — as I was today at LAX. To violate my body. To touch my breasts. To …