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Ft. Myers TV station airs accidentally accurate TSA logo

Gotta love this! WBBH in Ft. Myers, Florida, apparently aired a report with a tweaked DHS/TSA logo behind the speaker. Instead of the letters "TSA" for, of course, "Transportation Security Administration," only the letters "TA" appear. They represent, in case it has to be explained, "Tits and Ass"; and depicted on each side, if you look ...read more »

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Please sign this fab TSA petition

Come on, folks, let's get this up to at least 150 signatures. If we do, it'll go live on the main White House petition site. It was written by our perennially creative contributor Chris Bray. You may recall that we've tried petitions in the past, including one that went nowhere thanks in no small part to ...read more »

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The Genius of the TSA

As regular readers know, we've often lauded the genius of the TSA. But we aren't alone. We have allies all over the place, including in Hollywood.  Thanks to the brilliant Key & Peele, we now have an even greater understanding of the genius of the TSA. Or "the wily TSA." Or "these mothers of devils." Enjoy. (H/T to ...read more »

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Jetsetting Terrorist flies right into our hearts

"I'm a convicted terrorist. I fly a lot. And the TSA won't leave me alone."  That's the opening statement from new friend-of-the-blog Jetsetting Terrorist, who's being added to our list of fun-loving, snarky, witty civil liberties provocateurs similar to our buddy Jason Harrington at Taking Sense Away. Sorry it's taken me so long to publicize this guy's ...read more »

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TSA and Rubik’s Cube

In honor of the 40th anniversary of the birth of the Rubik's Cube.  It's today's Google doodle. And as you can see, it's a potential Terroristy Thing to the TSA. (Photo courtesy of this place)read more »

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Derailment Bingo: TSA Abuse Edition

Have you noticed that comment board trolls are, well, repetitive and boring as they try to derail conversations about the abuse that TSA metes out to its victims? The next time you have to wade through a comment section full of TSA cheerleaders trying to score points by shouting "9/11" in response to the latest ...read more »

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TSA’s new All Surround Security

Today marks a milestone. Another year has passed since we reported on the TSA's 50-million-dollar new uniform budget. You'll recall that it was the source of some controversy, though in the end, $50 million is a drop in the bucket of this agency's $8 billion annual budget. Still, a penny saved is a penny earned. And the TSA, ...read more »

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Person claiming to be from TSA threatens videographer

It's a truism that bureaucrats have no sense of humor. (If you doubt this, you've missed the boat somewhere along the way; but perhaps you can still learn. To wit.) A gadfly named Kelly Blackwood hosts a YouTube channel called Off The Hook Television. He posts videos on everything from Frank Zappa to South Park to ...read more »

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If you look away from this, you’re probably a terrorist. Maybe.

My ex-wife made up a game to play at the airport. She called it "Make Up A Life." It was a simple game: one person picks a fellow traveler out of the crowd and the other must spin a plausible background narrative. My answers were notoriously fantastic ("Oh, that's Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands; she's headed to ...read more »

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